On a safari, peeking through the reeds

One thing I love about my dear Gaston is that he always says something nice about my look every morning. His usual, "yoooou look cute today!" or "you look HOTT!" always makes me feel confident when I walk out the door. However, this week his comments have been a bit ... questionable.

For instance, he thinks my new clogs make me look like a mennonite. And today, he said, "you look like you're going on a safari!" Hmmm ... HUSBAND! You are sooo funny. Ha. Ha. Heh. heh ... um ...

A safari *does* sound fun, especially if it's the Jungle Cruise type, like at Disney World!



Do I look like a safari guide?


Anthropologie Reed shirtdress
Forever 21 belt (sold out online)
Miu Miu patent naplack oxford

"Some of our scouts here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise claim they have spotted tigers in the waiting area the last couple of days. But we know that's ridiculous. After all, tigers are striped, not spotted." [HAR HAR HAR]

"There are 87 varieties of poisonous snakes on the North American continent. We at the Jungle Cruise are proud of the fact that we have 82 of these varieties in the wooden rafters directly over your heads. Fear not, though, they will NOT attack a moving target, so please try to keep the line moving. If the line won't move, simply run in place." [APPLAUSE!]

In other news, I received my mennonite footwear!